Recently while waiting for a train at my local Subway Station, I spotted a curious little poster sellotaped to an advert on the wall*. It seems that someone is looking for love, don't get too excited though ladies, one night stands only. He is very eclectic in his offerings, despite deciding before even meeting anyone that this is a one time only type affair. Fancy getting hot and heavy in the library? Or meeting for a cigarette and seeing if that might lead to romance? This guy's got it all, he'll take you to all the best places, McDonald's, or Wendy's if you prefer (though there's a risk he'll try and split the bill, unless Dutch dating refers to wooden footwear or smoking the 'erb). He'll even go shopping with you, window shopping only though, he clearly doesn't feel like one night stands are worth hanging around changing rooms for. Personally, he had me at 'cheese burger deluxe date', if only I wasn't a married woman *sigh*.

The next day the sign was gone, I thought perhaps an enterprising lady seeking deluxe hamburgers and soda had taken it down before contacting him, but soon after it was back! This time though, despite clearly being photocopied, there were subtle differences. This time he's offering cake and ice cream dates, hubba hubba. Screw the sanctity of marriage, I'm off to meet him now for some cake, cigarettes, walking and window shopping. See ya!

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